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Total Medals Earned: 1,290 (From 197 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 22,280 Points

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 8/10 (210/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Pico Blast

Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)

Gretel 5 Points

Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)

Nine-tacle 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's tentacled form

UFOh Noes! 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.

Brain-muffin 25 Points

Defeat Hansel's brain.

Magma-nimous 25 Points

Fall into the lava (alternate ending)

To Safety 25 Points

Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Pico's Ludo Vengeance

Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)

Regret 5 Points

Why? Why?

Catch Uberkid 25 Points

Catch a wild UBERKID.

Save a Unicorn's Dignity 25 Points

Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.

Magic Pico Man 50 Points

You're the inspiration.

Make an old man happy 50 Points

Those old folks deserve some love and affection.

Win 100 Points

Win the game!

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Pico's Musical experience

Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/500 points)

fun time 5 Points

Enter in the office and start the real game

level one 5 Points

Complete the first level

stable pressure 5 Points

Controls the medals you can unlock in this game

private 10 Points

Get a score of 325 in the first level

fail 5 Points

Get a score of 0 in the first level, maybe you need a bit of practice

I am not a troll 5 Points

Read the instructions

I am sinistar 5 Points

Look at the small art gallery at the end of the game

level two 5 Points

Complete the second level

replay 5 Points

I love this game so I want to play again

time to say goodbye 5 Points

Watch 5 minutes the credits

cosmonaut 10 Points

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level three 10 Points

Complete the third level

super fail 10 Points

Get a score of 0 in the second level, ok I think that this game is not for you, stop play immediately!

captain 25 Points

Get a score of 730 in the second level

game completed 25 Points

Complete the game!

mega fail 25 Points

Get a score of 197 wrong notes in the third and final level, if you still 0 stop playing this game and go away to buy a sandwich!!

general 50 Points

Get a score of 860 in the third level, this could be quite difficult

timing 50 Points

Wait 3600 seconds in the main menu, what?, maybe there's a trick!

keeper of secrets 100 Points

Use all your skills to get this medal, you will need patience and calm, NOTE: if you press tab or cheats you can not unlock this medal forever!

sailor moon 100 Points

The moonlight lights up the galaxy

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Pico's Perpetual Party

Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)

Sissy Shaker 5 Points

Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.

Classy Weight Lifter 10 Points

Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.

Super Shaker 10 Points

Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.

Expert Weight Lifter 25 Points

Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.

Girly Man 25 Points

You can do better than that.....

Real Man 50 Points

That's more like it!

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True Man 100 Points

OMGWTFBBQ

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Pico: Will It Slice?

Medals Earned: 6/7 (215/265 points)

Blood Sample 5 Points

Eliminate 5 infected

Laser Boy 10 Points

Eliminate 10 infected

Got Focus 25 Points

Eliminate 25 infected

Sharp Beam 25 Points

Complete 5 levels

Blood Donation 50 Points

Eliminate 50 infected

Extreme Blood Drive 100 Points

Eliminate 100 infected

Slice and Dice 50 Points

Complete all levels

Pirate Golf Adventure

Medals Earned: 5/9 (250/500 points)

rotten skull 25 Points

pass the game using not more than 75 shots

wooden leg 25 Points

complete the game

explorer medal 50 Points

find secret room

rusty saber 50 Points

pass the game using not more than 50 shots

top score 100 Points

earn more than 250000

captains hat 50 Points

pass the game using not more than 35 shots

medal of mercy 50 Points

get to the girl without hurting the crocodile

treasure medal 50 Points

collect all coins

golden anchor 100 Points

pass the game using not more than 25 shots

Pixel Prophet

Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/40 points)

bug zapper 5 Points

show a bug who's boss

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fools gold 5 Points

collect 70 or more coins

MVP 10 Points

complete the game

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 12/23 (125/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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