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Total Medals Earned: 1,290 (From 197 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 22,280 Points

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Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Second Star to the Right

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

Fairy Freek 10 Points

Collect 4 Fairies

Hooked 10 Points

Defeat Captain Hook

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 9/9 (285/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

SHMUP

Medals Earned: 10/16 (120/280 points)

Cremation 5 Points

Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped

Rookie 5 Points

Finish the first area

AHK-372 10 Points

Defeat the second boss

Damura 10 Points

Defeat the first boss

Frequent Flyer 10 Points

Fly 3,000 miles

Junkyard 10 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies

Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points

Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)

Erebos 25 Points

Defeat the third boss

Stealthy 25 Points

Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Variety 10 Points

Use each weapon in the game at least once

Coeus 25 Points

Defeat the fourth boss

Ding Ding 25 Points

Reach level 20

Hardcore 25 Points

Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle

Untouchable 25 Points

Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Shop Empire

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)

Starter 5 Points

Build first booth

Contractor 10 Points

Fully upgrade the elevator

Hunter 25 Points

Catch 10 thieves on your mall

I Love NY 50 Points

Reach the 3rd City

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Splash Damage

Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/310 points)

Apprentice 5 Points

Get a score of 15,000

Drop Bear 5 Points

Fall really far but don't die

Drop Pig 5 Points

Fall to your death

Just One of Those Days 5 Points

Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds

Journeyman 10 Points

Attain 25,000 points in one round

Addicted 5 Points

Come back 5 seperate times to play

Big Air 5 Points

Jump to a really far away platform

All About the Benjamins 10 Points

Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.

Expert 25 Points

Garner 50,000 points in one round

High Roller 25 Points

Gather 1,000,000 points in total

I Heart Me 25 Points

Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage

Killer 25 Points

Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield

MEDIC!! 25 Points

Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible

Taste the Rainbow 25 Points

Get hit by goo of every color in one round

Master 100 Points

Get one hundred THOUSAND points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!